Random Inspirational Quotes

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"I wanted to explain that I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race - that rarely do I even simply estimate it. I wanted to ask her how the same thing could be so ugly and so glorious, and its words and stories so damning and brilliant...I AM HAUNTED BY HUMANS."

"I was happy anywhere I could see the ocean."

"How many people you bless is how you measure success"

"Depression can seem worse than terminal cancer, because most cancer patients feel loved and they have hope and self-esteem."

"There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies."

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

"Yes, I understand why things had to happen this way. I understand his reason for causing me pain. But mere understanding does not chase away the hurt. It does not call upon the sun when dark clouds have loomed over me. Let the rain come then if it must come! And let it wash away the dust that hurt my eyes!"

"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."

"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length."

"God isn't the son of Memory; He's the son of Immediate Experience. You can't worship a spirit in spirit, unless you do it now. Wallowing in the past may be good literature. As wisdom, it's hopeless. Time Regained is Paradise Lost, and Time Lost is Paradise Regained. Let the dead bury their dead. If you want to live at every moment as it presents itself, you've got to die to every other moment."

"I am thankful to all the souls, I meet in the journey of life."

"But the goal of the arts, culinary or otherwise, is not to increase our comfort. That is the goal of an easy chair."

"In Australia, even the darkest subject matter has a little pinch of humor. A little sweet to make the sour go down."

"Minimal art went nowhere."

"I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno."

"We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting."

"Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."