Random Inspirational Quotes

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."

"I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite."

"Without football, my life is worth nothing."

"When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier."

"In the Cross is salvation; in the Cross is life; in the Cross is protection against our enemies; in the Cross is infusion of heavenly sweetness; in the Cross is strength of mind; in the Cross is joy of spirit; in the Cross is excellence of virtue; in the Cross is perfection of holiness. There is no salvation of soul, nor hope of eternal life, save in the Cross."

"O Lord, you have searched me and you know me."

"What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?"

"One heart cannot serve two masters."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."

"Even in Siberia there is happiness."

"She didn't belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone. People thought she was too wonderful. But she only wanted to belong to someone. People always thought she was too wonderful to belong to them or that something too wonderful would hurt too much to lose. And that's why she liked him-- because he just thought she was crazy."

"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."

"You are beautiful. Know this. Anyone who tells you otherwise is simply lying. You are beautiful."

"Wild Nights – Wild Nights!Were I with theeWild Nights should beOur luxury!Futile – the winds –To a heart in port –Done with the compass –Done with the chart!Rowing in Eden –Ah, the sea!Might I moor – Tonight –In thee!"

"Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet"

"You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?""A long one?"

"You get these moments in the ring that live forever. That's what Muhammad Ali accomplished, and I hope that I have, too."

"Desire is the key to motivation, but it's determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal - a commitment to excellence - that will enable you to attain the success you seek."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."