#Argue

"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."

"Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate."

"I argue thee that love is life. And life hath immortality."

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."