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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."

"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."

"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?"

"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear."

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present."

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."

"It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are."

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics."

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."

"I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better."

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."