#exes

"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."

"Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each other still."

"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?"

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."

"Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back."