#food

"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."

"I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip."

"Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners."

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"If we had no hope - for a cure, for winning the lottery, for falling in love, for the end of war, for being free of abuse, or for having food, warmth, clothing, and shelter - we would have no reason to go on. What you hope for doesn't matter, but rather the essence of hope itself."

"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."