#food

"Falling in love with humans is like walking into a pantry and realizing you're trapped in it without Whip Cream, and Cherries."

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."

"My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored."

"I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge, and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry, I was a US politician’s ideal voter."

"Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale."

"Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Makes me want to create Michael Phelps-flavored ice cream and eat a whole tub."

"I like a cook who smiles out loud when he tastes his own work.Let God worry about your modesty; I want to see your enthusiasm."

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."