#food

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."

"Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Makes me want to create Michael Phelps-flavored ice cream and eat a whole tub."

"I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other throat warmer, with the possible exception of your clenched hands around my neck."

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."

"This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man."

"The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Food can be expressive and therefore food can be art."

"Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion."

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."

"The joy from eating does not come from the exclusivity of the food, but instead from the sensitivity that we eat it with."

"We provide food that customers love, day after day after day. People just want more of it."

"Pasta isn't just for Italian food anymore. Now there are tasty pasta recipes found in Asian cuisine, and it's emerging as a newfound love for vegans."

"To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people can't eat it."

"It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks."

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' -Catherine Spann"

"In fact, in many ways my mother was quite hippy-dippy, serving macrobiotic food and reading 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.'"

"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."