#God

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"You were born into this life equipped to succeed. You are a part of God’s perfect plan. Yes, you. The plan would not be perfect if you were missing. Think about that. You matter more than you know."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"All I know is that the closer I get to God, the deeper I get into the Bible, and the heavier the burden seems on my shoulders."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies."

"My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, and I smiled and gave thanks for the little miracle God worked in my life."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"...Our Lord Jesus Christ added nothing to God in his essential being and glory, either by what He did or suffered. True, blessedly and gloriously true. He manifested the glory of God to us, but he added nought to God... Christ's goodness and rightousness reached unto His saints in the earth but God was high above and beyond it all...."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

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"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"I do know that waiting on God requires the willingness to bear uncertainty, to carry within oneself the unanswered question, lifting the heart to God about it whenever it intrudes upon one’s thoughts. Its easy to talk oneself into a decision that has no permanence – easier sometimes than to wait patiently."

"I've always had a sick sense of humor, and I've always wanted that to permeate the music because I don't take myself seriously. I take the music seriously, but I know I'm not God's gift to anyone except my mom."

"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."

"You don't look out there for God, something in the sky, you look in you."