#knowing-oneself

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"