#knowing-oneself

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."