#knowing-oneself

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."