#knowledge-education

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."