#knowledge-education

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."