#knowledge-education

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"