"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
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"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."
"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."
"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."
"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."
"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."
"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."
"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."
"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."
"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."