#knowledge-education

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."