#knowledge-education

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

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"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."