#knowledge-education

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."