#knowledge-education

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

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"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."