#knowledge-education

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

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"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"