#knowledge-education

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"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."