#knowledge-education

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."