#knowledge-of-self

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."