#knowledge-of-self

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"