#knowledge-of-self

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."