#knowledge-of-self

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."