#knowledge-of-self

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."