#knowledge-of-self

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."