"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."
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"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."
"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."
"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"
"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."
"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."
"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."
"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."
"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"
"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."
"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."