#knowledge-of-self

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."