#knowledge-of-self

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."