#knowledge-of-self

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."