#knowledge-of-self

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"