"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
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knowledge-of-self Quotes
"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."
"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"
"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."
"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."
"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."
"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."
"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."