#knowledge-of-self

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"