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knowledge-of-self Quotes
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."
"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."
"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."
"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."