#knowledge-of-self

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

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