#knowledge-teaching

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."