#knowledge-teaching

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."