#knowledge-teaching

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."