#knowledge-teaching

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."