#knowledge-teaching

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"