#masters

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."