#masters

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."