"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."
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"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."
"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."
"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."
"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."
"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."
"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."
"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."
"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."
"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."