#masters

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

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"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."