#masters

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."