#masters

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."