#masters

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."