#masters

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."