#masters

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."