#masters

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"