#masters

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."