#masters

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."