#masters

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."