#masters

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"