#masters

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."