#masters

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."