#masters

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."